Post your best joke thread

[larryueckert]

i'm sorry lovin powell got a little carried away

[LovinPowell]

How can I show this board to my kids with that.

[larryueckert]

the Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood,suck my d-ck! she said; "look f-cker.dont change the story.You're supposed to eat me!

[larryueckert]

what's 6 inches long,is in a man's pants has a head on it,and women love to blow it?...........yep money keep it going you pervert

[larryueckert]

why do women wear flowers on their panties? in loving memory of all the faces that were buried there!

[larryueckert]

a guy ask a girl "do you want to have magical?" she ask,"whats that?' he replied "we f-ck,then you disappear!

[chpthril]

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around

Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for

my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your

wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair,

big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a

halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

[Dan and Christy]

by dispose of it do you mean drink it and pee it out in the water????

G Money - Don't you mean pee it out and make Coors Light with it?

[chpthril]

by dispose of it do you mean drink it and pee it out in the water????

Just trying to do my civic duty

[G-MONEY]

by dispose of it do you mean drink it and pee it out in the water????

[chpthril]

Modern Day "Boston Tea Party"

By now you know that Anheuser-Busch was sold to a foreign company. Help me in boycotting Anheuser-Busch since they are sellouts.
Ship your beer to my house & I will take it to the lake and dispose of it. We'll teach those bastards

[chpthril]

The difference in stopping and slowing down
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.

He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Butte , Montana .

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Montana deputy's expense.

The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,& no b s please!' the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

[skyski_tige]

Standard response would be - 'I don't do that' but if you washed it that many times. It sounds like you have it covered.

So back to jokes.
If I washed my Dic* a thousand times, would you suck it?













Dirty Dic* sucker!

[rogersbm82]

So back to jokes.
If I washed my Dic* a thousand times, would you suck it?













Dirty Dic* sucker!

[skyski_tige]

In IT... Someone would ask for a cable connecting a new device they bought off of ebay. I would always send them to Compusa looking for a ID-10-T cable. They were always mad when they came back.