Post your best joke thread

[jleger98]

Ok this is technically not a joke, but if you haven't seen this yet, its worth 2:22 to watch.

Blades of Glory Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ec2zry7AM

[jleger98]

Good one G!

[Domsz06]

ha ha ha g-money!!

[G-MONEY]

A truck driver was driving down the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking on the road. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride; usually when the driver sees a redneck on the road, he hits them -- with a priest in the truck, he'd have to swerve. But the driver decides to pick up the priest.
A little while later, he comes across a redneck hitchhiking. He decides to just swerve and let this one live when, all of a sudden he hears a "BOOM!" The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry -- I got him with the door."

[evil0ne]

OH and by the way, somepeope may care how i lay pipe

Magic 8 ball says, "Outlook not so good."

[Domsz06]

OH and by the way, somepeope may care how i lay pipe

[Domsz06]

HA HA HA HA HA

[evil0ne]

yeah if not maintained they are bad look at BP. But they are so much safer then anything else when you look at how much is shipped!!

Um...where are the jokes? No one cares how well you lay pipe.

Oldie but a goodie:

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.

This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "May I ask what is it you are waiting for?"

The old woman answers... "THE TEETH."

[jleger98]

1.78 and damn near 400 posts. Offically a Sr Member now, I think I'll go home and have a beer and celebrate

[jleger98]

Agreed.

[Domsz06]

yeah if not maintained they are bad look at BP. But they are so much safer then anything else when you look at how much is shipped!!

[jleger98]

IC. we had one blow up here last summer (or fall) I can't remember if it was a car that hit it, or just an old pipeline. I think it was the latter. Not a huge mess, but a mess nonetheless.

[Domsz06]

i'm responsible for the whole district
we just prefere pipeline, it's safer!

[jleger98]

Oh, so you're responsible more for pipeline?

[Domsz06]

little, we mainly transport via pipeline.