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[jslayde1]

Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound?

Because feminists wouldn't appreciate the PoundMeToo movement.

That's funny...

[JohnnieMo]

People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

But people in Abu Dhabi Do!

I'm going to the UAE tomorrow. I'm totally throwing this one out.

My son is 6 and somehow stumbled into Yo' Mama jokes. It's hilarious. Most of them are non-sensical, but he threw this one out yesterday:

"Your momma is so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew!"

[jslayde1]

When my kids were younger they loved this one:

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

...Hold its nose...

[M&M]

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