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    The best $99 Bucks I ever spent at the River

    This summer, I had 2, new to the river 13 year old girls with me on our wakeboarding river trips.

    Both tiny, not even 85 lbs, unique character, strikingly pretty girls. Ashly and Alexa.(This Ashly not to be confused with yet another Ashly that camps with us too, sadly who's mom died last year.)

    Ashley and Alexa met from being mutual friends of my son.

    Ashly is from Japan, lives a few blocks away and is being raised by her 65 year old dad. Her mom passed away when she was little. OK, this is the story she believes,, and we can all speculate about her life and that story, but it's not the point of the thread.

    Ashley lives life to the fullest. Skateboards with the best of them, surfs like a champ, dresses like a their is a mom around but on her own inititave. Just a super sweet kid,, the whole neighborhood lights up when Ashley is over. I kid you not,, the house lights up when Ashley enters.
    She picked up wakeboarding immediatly with us in Parker like it was second nature. Just teriffic.

    Ashly and Alexa are music prodigies. They both play guitar like you've never heard it played. Remember, they're just 13 years old.

    They brought their guitars to the river, both electric and accoustic.

    Their electrics are made by a company that specializes in guitars for girls. A thinner shorter neck, a dent in the body to accomodate a boob,, & as the girls told me,, "specially made for chicks."

    Man o man can these girls play.

    I had our Tige' 22iR anchored about 20 feet offshore from our RV site. All the kids on the trip were in it playing music in the Tige's sound system and the girls had their accoustics on board.

    Kinda of a nice blend in the warm Parker night.

    The kids broke out my CD's and stuck in one that had them all remarking to me: "Who is this?"

    It was a CD I downloaded of a band that was super popular at the river in the 60's: "Love" "Da Capo" and a Fleetwood Mac tune I burned on the same CD too called " Never going Back Again".

    A really hot guitar tune. The girls picked up the licks and had it down in no time. A killer sound coming outta the boat.

    They bitched a little that a couple cords were tough ones,, Damfino,, I don't play. They sounded so awsum,, the people on the beach were applauding.

    The Love tunes are excellent vocals and awsum guitar playing by guys that once hung out with Jimi Hendrix.. A group long forgotten, but every bit as popular in LA as the Doors were in the 60's.

    The kids loved the awsum sounding 'Love" album on the Tige' sound system in the Parker night.

    OK, the $99 dollar connection:

    Alexa's mom had driven her to the river. My RV was full, so I sprung for a room for them at the Bluewater.

    I gotta a deal,, $33 bucks a night, or $99 for the three nights they could stay.

    At night the kids were all into their own social mix at Emerald Cove, so Alexas mom invited me to see the room I was paying for at the Bluewater (said the spider to the fly).

    My long time girlfriend had become a professional b***** and left me,, so I said: "sure",,

    Off the two of us went,, leaving the kids behind,,

    Nice rooms, killer view,, good price. After a few drinks at the Casino bar,, and slow dancing to the band,, Alexas mom blindsided me and whispered in my ear: **** ******* **** ******!!!!
    (this post ends here because this is family forum, but I left the hotel with a big smile)
    Turned out to be the best $99 bucks I ever spent at the river.
    www.battlesangel.com

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    Great Story...

    This is a great story. I hope you at least stepped up and took her to the Bluewater Casino Dinner Bufett a real deal for $5.95. I wish my Parker story had a similar happy ending (pun intended).

    In my case, I ended up with a $99+ ticket from the La Paz County Sheriff department. Here is my tale;

    I get my 10 year old up early yesterday so that he may continue his learning to wakeboard quest. He brings along 3 of his 9 and 10 year old buddies and one of their Dads. It is one of those beautiful mornings in Parker that only those who have been can appreciate.

    The water is clear. All of the Sea Doo's and Jet Ski's are still moored along the river and none of the HTM drunks have yet to awaken to the sound of an opening beer Coors Light. My coffee cup is still full and the rising sun can be seen through a light cloud cover.

    I motor out near the firestation and drop the kid in the water after helping him get buckled into his board with a few drops of slime. I throw out the the rope. It looks to a perfect day. I look over towards the Boating Safety Center and notice a Sherrif standing on his dock motioning me come over. I start to motor over and he tells me to pull my son from the water and to tie off on his dock. At this point I am perflexed. It is quiet and we haven't so much as made a sound, all of the kids have life vests, no stereo turned on, no visible smoke coming from the boat. Just a couple of middle aged guys trying to have some good clean fun with their kids. After tying off, I find out that I am being cited because he didn't see a flag. He explains that he was sitting in his office having coffee and could tell I was creating a hazard to others since we didn't have our flag up.

    Turns out the other adult hadn't quite gotten around to holding up the flag since we hadn't even given him his first pull. I guess this qualifies as a violation of AZ boating regulation 5-346A http://www.azleg.state.az.us/FormatD...=5&DocType=ARS

    which will likely cost me well over $99. It also turns out that you can't simply pay the fine as you need to show up in person to enter your plea. This to me is mind boggling. There are 1000's of people at the river for the holiday weekend drinking themself into oblivion and my observer not holding up a flag is a problem?

    At least you had some fun!

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      #3
      Damn Wingnut,,
      That was an awsum reply...

      Consider some stories here wingnut,,
      It's the stories that make a forum,, and you tell good ones,,,

      Great story!!!
      www.battlesangel.com

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        #4
        first story is great the second story, that stinks!!

        Dom
        Originally posted by G-MONEY
        It hurts me to say it but go OU but only for this weekend!!!!

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