Quoteable Quotes:

[G-MONEY]

"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
-Jim Wohford

"A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we're going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets."
-Thom Brennaman, Chicago Cubs broadcaster.

"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
-New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers


"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
-Jerry Rice.

[NICKYPOO]

"Screw you prude b!tch! Me and my bada$$ guitar are going home. Asta." -Skyler

[zad0030]

"You know in the dictionary under ***hole is says see him"-good morning vietnam

"nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY!"dodgeball

"it appears the average joes are forefitting the game,""ah this is a bold strategy cotton, lets see how it works out for them"-dodgeball

"this is the worst looking hat ive ever seen, i bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, Oh well it looks good on you though"-caddyshack

[NICKYPOO]

"Whoa, you're a lot of woman. You wanna make 14 dollors the hard way?"

"Cough, cough. Hey, what kind of chit is this?" "It's the best man. I got it from a negro."

"It's easy to grin
when your ship comes in
and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile
when his shorts are too tight in the seat."

"I was booorn to love you,
I was booorn to lick your face.
I was booorn to rub you,
but you were born to rub me first."

"Ohhh porter, look at the wax build up on those shoes! I want that wax stipped off there and I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois and I want them now. Chop chop."

- all Caddyshack

[zad0030]

"i want you to kill all the goefers on the course""dont get me wrong but if i kill all the golfers they are going to lock me up and throw away the key"not golfers, GOEFERS!, THE BROWN FURRY RODENTS!""ok why dont we do the same with the golfers, it not my fault no one can understand what you are saying."-caddyshack

Whats this hells angels!?!, I almost got head from amelia airheart!, hey you scratched my anchor"-caddyshack

"it appears he has blindfolded himself""yeah he wont be able to see very well with that on Cotton"-dodgeball

"O hey White, i didnt think Nazi camp got out until 8?, Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?""Yes I did!"-dodgeball

"lets talk about FEAR""hey im scared of spiders coach""No no What scares you on the field!?""You mean like spiders on the field?""I once had a spider on my arm man""They crawling on you!!?""well thanks jumbo you can just rock me to sleep tonight""can we get beyond the spiders please""Bees?""BEES?""bees.."-the replacements

*team moves huddle*"in 13 years of broadcasting, have you ever seen that john?""Not on a football field.-the replacements

[wannabewakeboarder]

What boat has 2 rudders- Zad

haha

[Dan and Christy]

Mongo only pawn in game of life - Blazing Saddles

[da.bell]

"I'm Bud Light att. at Law" wannabewakeboarder Age 14....

Just wrong. Underage drinking..... he he he

[sparky216]

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

[NICKYPOO]

"Drop two bills Nubba." - me telling one of my 200lb friends to get his fata$$ in the back corner 'cause I'm surfin'.

[G-MONEY]

"Hey You Guuuuuuuuuuuys!" Goonies

[wakeboarder247]

xpjim1: "Did not want to have his dry suit seals leak like my first water test of the my ballast system." hahaha

[Tanner]

"Never trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!" - Mr. Garrison, South Park

"He/She's about as bright as a black crayon" - I made this one up, but it's a spin off of the one below

"He/She's not the brightest crayon in the box" - No clue where this came from, other than my grandfather.

[NICKYPOO]

A Sucubus is a demon sent straight from hell to suck the life out of man. Yeah, women can kill, puntang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chics, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say "Get out of my bedroom Puntank before you suck my life drive."" -Herbert Garrison

[Tequilasun]

"hey, you scratched my anchor"