Quoteable Quotes:

[G-MONEY]

"The sun shines on a dog's @$$ once and a wile"

[CP3]

my senior quote was a yogi one.

"half this game is 90% mental"

[G-MONEY]

"Bumblebee tuna? Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Excuse me... Your b@!!$s are showing"

[Matt Garcia]

"THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO DO IS PAY TAXES AND GO TO HELL AND DIE!"

What my father told me when I asked him that he had to do something for me when I was growing up. Still LMAO when I think about this.

[Matt Garcia]

Charles Shackleford, NC State Basketbell, 1982. When asked by a reporter about the game, he replyed "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, It don't matter, I'm amphibious".

LOL!!

[chpthril]

DW, Nascar anouncer, 5/13/07: when commenting on track conditions at the Dodge Avenger 500 @ Darlington, he said "grip creates slip"

(I heard this one for my self)

[chpthril]

Charles Shackleford, NC State Basketbell, 1982. When asked by a reporter about the game, he replyed "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, It don't matter, I'm amphibious".

[Moki]

"There are two kinds of people in this world, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't... My wife loved Neil Diamond" - What About Bob

[Tequilasun]

"hey, you scratched my anchor"

[NICKYPOO]

A Sucubus is a demon sent straight from hell to suck the life out of man. Yeah, women can kill, puntang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chics, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say "Get out of my bedroom Puntank before you suck my life drive."" -Herbert Garrison

[Tanner]

"Never trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!" - Mr. Garrison, South Park

"He/She's about as bright as a black crayon" - I made this one up, but it's a spin off of the one below

"He/She's not the brightest crayon in the box" - No clue where this came from, other than my grandfather.

[wakeboarder247]

xpjim1: "Did not want to have his dry suit seals leak like my first water test of the my ballast system." hahaha

[G-MONEY]

"Hey You Guuuuuuuuuuuys!" Goonies

[NICKYPOO]

"Drop two bills Nubba." - me telling one of my 200lb friends to get his fata$$ in the back corner 'cause I'm surfin'.

[sparky216]

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.