Drink of choice

[jleger98]

I guess I should find out if she and her Hubby own a Tigé. would be pretty embarassing to have her see all my whoring on here

[jleger98]

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based ON what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The result:

Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

[Domsz06]

jleger, you left out like half that joke!

[Domsz06]

ha ha very nice!! Mine is in Long beach!

[jleger98]

Sorry here you go:

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based ON what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The result:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to
approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she
has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this
should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required -- everyone KNOWS what happens here.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

[Domsz06]

no i know , i have seen it before I like it!!

[Domsz06]

so jleger,

what's your claim to fame for bartending?

[Domsz06]

i created a shot called a Jamican Ashtray, gave it to this kid on his 21st b-day. first shot, 1 shot 1 kill Puked right after it and went home. His friends wanted me to do it, nice b-day eh

[evil0ne]

That's pretty crazy if you could do that. I have one rule, I don't do shots that curdle. 3 Wise Men, Liquid Cocaine, Prairie Fires, etc. are all ok with me. What's in this Jamaican Ashtray?

[jleger98]

I created this one we called a ladyslipper (don't ask why)

1/2 shot of Bacardi 151
1 1/2 shots of Rasberry schnapps
Fill with 7up
Splash of pineapple juice.

Really good, and really potent. Not a shot, and its really good for them cheap dates. I drink and they are putty (not that I would have evern taken advantage of some poor drunk girl)

[Domsz06]

Jamican Ashtray was a bad one, other shot we used to do with my friend was called a kingsley prarie fire, shot tequilla, shot tabasco!! I always did it while at work, and it sucks doing it sober.

Vapor rubs are way fun, and girl pleasers

OK, ashtray is:

1/2 oz Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequilla, Scotch, Burban, 151, campari, dry vermouth and Wild Turkey 101 if you have it.

Add salt, peper, tabasco, Wioshire sauce and if someone is smoking a flip of ash from there cig.

[jleger98]

who in their right mind would even drink that?

[Domsz06]

it was a big deal to go to bars and take 21 shots, well I was known for this shot cuz this girl came up and told me she had taken 30 some shots and couldn't throw up. I normally NEVER serve stuipd retarted people, but she kept on egging me on, and really pissing me off. Kept saying I wanted to see them,, "i said see what?" she was referring to her boobs and my gf was sitting at the bar at the time just laughing. The other girl was flat, so anyway I got her to show the rest of the bar, and then created this shot. She didn't even get it all down and yacked, so I became famous because everyone said she had a iron stomach and could never puke!! Gues I just have skills. You don't mess with a bartender!! He controls your drinks, and can control your fun, why piss him off?

[jleger98]

Amen brother!!

The worst were the redneck pig farmers who would come in on a Friday night when the place was just hoppin. They smelled....well... like pig farmers so, and they would just park at the bar and drink windsor coke until I had to cut em off.

The one guy I had to actually, physically throw out of the bar was stumbling along the bar chair by chair. There was this hot chick sitting there with here magnificent breasts just sitting there on the bar. When he got to her, he made some comment, she gave me the look, and I walked around the bar and started telling him he had to leave. So he gives me an elbow to the cheek. I tackled the SOB and drug him out the door by his feet to the cheer of the crowd.

I shoulda told that chick to show me her boobs in repayment. Damn, Oh well.

[Domsz06]

ha ha ha, too bad you didn't get payment