Drink of choice

[evil0ne]

That's pretty crazy if you could do that. I have one rule, I don't do shots that curdle. 3 Wise Men, Liquid Cocaine, Prairie Fires, etc. are all ok with me. What's in this Jamaican Ashtray?

[Domsz06]

i created a shot called a Jamican Ashtray, gave it to this kid on his 21st b-day. first shot, 1 shot 1 kill Puked right after it and went home. His friends wanted me to do it, nice b-day eh

[Domsz06]

so jleger,

what's your claim to fame for bartending?

[Domsz06]

no i know , i have seen it before I like it!!

[jleger98]

Sorry here you go:

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based ON what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts. The result:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to
approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she
has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this
should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required -- everyone KNOWS what happens here.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

[Domsz06]

ha ha very nice!! Mine is in Long beach!

[Domsz06]

jleger, you left out like half that joke!

[jleger98]

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based ON what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The result:

Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

[jleger98]

I guess I should find out if she and her Hubby own a Tigé. would be pretty embarassing to have her see all my whoring on here

[jleger98]

oh wait, she's on vacation!! HA

[jleger98]

I've got nothin to do all day but sit here and type.....unless my boss comes over here

[jleger98]

I may be slow, but I'll soon be ahead of you

[jleger98]

hehehe We'll see.

[Domsz06]

Oh wait, I'm not behind, I just have to lengthen my lead!!!

[Domsz06]

jleger,

You don't scare me Started at 2228 and 1.98 today, lets see where I go, I may have been asleep, but I know I can catch you!