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    Funny Bumper Stickers

    We all see them, what are some of the funniest you've seen?

    I saw one the other day:

    "I see dumb people"
    Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

    #2
    Actually saw one today that caught my eye.

    "I have excellent gun control"
    You'll get your chance, smart guy.

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      #3
      Saw this while stopped on the Orange County Frreways

      "You're driving a car, not a phonebooth"

      How true that is. Every car you look at the person has a phone up to their ear!!
      Let it be!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by xpjim1
        Saw this while stopped on the Orange County Frreways

        "You're driving a car, not a phonebooth"

        How true that is. Every car you look at the person has a phone up to their ear!!
        What else are you going to do for three hours in L.A. traffic.
        You'll get your chance, smart guy.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NICKYPOO
          What else are you going to do for three hours in L.A. traffic.
          Uh my god! Like totally!
          Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

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            #6
            Saw this one recently...

            Guns kill people like a fork made Rosie O'Donnell fat

            Thank you...thank you very much...I'll be here all week.

            NRA life member wrangler.

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              #7
              "Milk Sucks Drink Beer" is one of my favorites

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                #8
                Saw a a few ones last week,
                Happiness is a belt fed weapon
                If you can read this, your in the wrong lane *******. ( left rear quarterpanel)
                my favorite-
                Psycho Bitch Magnet
                Greg Denton
                former service mgr. Tige Watersports July 95-July 05

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tige M.D.
                  Saw a a few ones last week,
                  Happiness is a belt fed weapon
                  If you can read this, your in the wrong lane *******. ( left rear quarterpanel)
                  my favorite-
                  Psycho Bitch Magnet
                  Bumper sticker that I saw in Australia several years ago:

                  "Eat more Kangaroo meat, 1 million Americans can't be wrong"

                  (Jack in the Box was sold meat that they thought was beef, but it was actually kangaroo meat)

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                    #10
                    PETA
                    People Eating Tasty Animals

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                      #11
                      There are three kinds of people
                      Those who can count
                      and those who cant.



                      My Favorite.

                      I'm tired of all this BUSHIT

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                        #12
                        Those that "can do
                        Those that "can't" teach
                        Greg Denton
                        former service mgr. Tige Watersports July 95-July 05

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                          #13
                          lol....I'll have to show my best friend the teacher that one!>!>!

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                            #14
                            If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by harv
                              If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
                              LOL! I just about fell out of my chair when I read that!

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