The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, that I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds", you call them to ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than
GM's.
The economy is so bad that Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the
Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
The economy is so bad that McDonald's is selling a 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and
learning their children's names!
The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad that Richard Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad that people in Africa are donating money to Americans.
The economy is so bad that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
It's so bad, that I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds", you call them to ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than
GM's.
The economy is so bad that Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the
Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.
The economy is so bad that McDonald's is selling a 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and
learning their children's names!
The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad that Richard Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad that people in Africa are donating money to Americans.
The economy is so bad that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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