Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume

[Jeffe]

Always quote Craiglist messages for posterity.
You never know how long they will last!

So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/act/1430124462.html

[Fuh Sho]

That is effin hilarious!

[Timmy!]

ROFL! At the same time, what a douchebag!

[Original Wing Nut]

I have a buddy that has a daughter that is an amputee and she has a ball with Halloween. She has been an actess in several spook alleys. When life sucks have fun with it is her attitude.

[kko]

I think the guy was nice about it. I bet they could go to bars and win best costume and rake in some cash. some of the bars here have 5k for best costume.

[River Runner]

I would almost be willing to cut my legs off and do the gig if it meant free drinks!!!!

[Domsz06]

man that's funny.

I'd let him carry me around if I was a double, lol!

[Tanner]

In the spirit of Halloween.....


Dom I have a saw and some gauze laying around. I'm sure we could accommodate you

[Domsz06]

he he he so funny tanner!!

I sent this into my radio station this am as they were looking for radio costumes, and they replied back that they had seen it, lol