Michael Jackson Dead!

[Tequilasun]

so one less pedophile (cough alledgedly) in the world is a good thing.

All that aside...Billie Jean is still an amazing song.

[Jeffe]

I hear Farrah's last dying wish was to "save the children", a few hours later Jacko is dead.

[philwsailz]

AP Newswire..

CPS (Child Protection Services) is announcing an agency-wide layoff in the wake of recent events. Inside sources tell us that......

[Jeffe]

Its as easy as ABC, 123!

[Jeffe]

Dig real deep kiddies!

[Fast1911]

[Jeffe]

what time was bed time & MJ''s house?


When the big hand reached the little hand!

[Jeffe]

No more K-Mart Blue Light specials with little boys pants half off!

[philwsailz]

wow....

[da.bell]

You guys are ruthless.

[Fast1911]

before his heart attack he had a "minor stroke"...........

[Tequilasun]

Walmart is super excited...no more competition for "half off little boys underwear"

[Fast1911]

or he dies of food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts.........

[Fast1911]

or Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin's last visit......

[Fast1911]

I heard before he died he asked to be flown to a childrens hospital.....