Houseboating tips

[noworries]

Make sure the whiners and high maintenance bozos stay home. Everybody pitches in, cleans up, and pays 110% of anticipated costs up front. You give refunds if there's any left over.

[tktige']

1)Two words "Theme Party!!!" Martini Ranch Party, Heaven and hell Night, Toga Party, 70's night
2)Bring a DJ
3) Conserve water Drink more beer " If it's yellow let it Mellow if it's brown flush it down"
4) a Good Blender
5) Pick up some spare gas cans and take about 25 extra gallons of gas with you for jet skis or just to fill up after ridin

[Guest]

DUDE, YOU'RE 36!!!!!!!!

That ain't old age! I'm 35 and I'd like to think I'm just hitting my stride. Of course, my thinning hair betrays that assertion...damn hair

Ok, ok, you convinced me, a beer bong will make the trip! Jeez, you guys are tough! I hear you on the hair, where the hell is it going??? Glad I grabbed my wife when I did!

Make sure the whiners and high maintenance bozos stay home. Everybody pitches in, cleans up, and pays 110% of anticipated costs up front. You give refunds if there's any left over.

That is the truth! We made sure to carefully pick the crew for this outing based largely on that criteria. Luckily my close group is super laid back and not stingy.

1)Two words "Theme Party!!!" Martini Ranch Party, Heaven and hell Night, Toga Party, 70's night
2)Bring a DJ
3) Conserve water Drink more beer " If it's yellow let it Mellow if it's brown flush it down"
4) a Good Blender
5) Pick up some spare gas cans and take about 25 extra gallons of gas with you for jet skis or just to fill up after ridin

I am acting DJ (I have control issues with the music) and I have already started on the playlists. Great tunes are a must for any boat outing. Blender - got it, houseboat comes with it. I do need to figure out the gas situation, I thought the houseboat had a gas tank with a nozzle that we can use to fill up the Tige, but obvsiouly I need to figure out the costs of tehir gas versus bringing my own. We will only have two wakeboarders so we really will not burn a ton of gas riding. Still good point that I need to figure out.

[Big Wave]

We got in the habit of taking the kegerator with 2 kegs for the week. Works great and cuts way down on the trash. If the gen does not run 24-7 as it doese on lake mead, through a bag ice on it.

Anyone with a bad attitude for more than 10 min gets voted off the boat and has to go home.

[ImaPigDog]

No Wake Zone - minimum 300 feet from houseboat. Yes, this should include PWCs!!!

[TJRiver]

We used to cut the bottom out of a 5-gallon bucket and attach a toilet seat on top...dig hole on shore and place over it. This was for all the guys to use and affectionately referred to as COWAVE (Cr@p Out With A View) since it was always placed strategically on a hill where it could overlook the houseboat.

Please tell me you pack out your "deposits" when you leave......