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HE HEOriginally posted by LovinPowell View PostWhen driving at high speed, don't spit out to the starboard side of the boat, the wind will catch it and plant in on the back seat. On second thought if there is someone sitting there that needs a little smack, go ahead and do it.
Everything happens for a reason
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I'm goin 70's on y'all here:Originally posted by LovinPowell View PostWhen driving at high speed, don't spit out to the starboard side of the boat, the wind will catch it and plant in on the back seat. On second thought if there is someone sitting there that needs a little smack, go ahead and do it.
don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind. Don't pull the mask off the lone ranger and don't mess around with Jim.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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That's right up there with one of my kids friend's remark after he cut a hole in the top of my seat back: "I guess I'm not used to worrying about seats because the seats on my boat are trashed." Gee, I wonder how they got that way?Originally posted by Jason B View PostEnsure the moron holding on to the dock line knows that when she hears the nasty grating sound of gel coat peeling off on to the trailer guide post that she should stop pulling on the bow line lest she increase the size of the already beautiful new scratch she just put in. Then make sure she knows you're really pissed and that her best response should be "Dude, it's not a big deal, it'll probably buff out. My friends Bayliner has a lot of scratches, it's no big deal."
Then never invite said friend out again.
My son was super pissed about it. (Gotta like that!)
Cursed by a fortune cookie: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."
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new user, I get confused easyOriginally posted by dogbert View Post1. Take a deep breath before reacting to anything.
2. Train your kids right.
I like the leash to be no more than 6 ft.If I can be of any help at all, your in deep doo doo!
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