Toot'n My Own Horn

[sparky216]

Bathroom huh.

All Attendents must sign here before using restrooms (of course this is a policy sign up )

The only think stinkier that this crapper, is the other guys rates

This would be a good place to Flush your current policy.

<-- The only floaters we don't cover

Stink or swim, we cover them all.

Need more relief? Check out our premiums.

Is your boat a turd? We'll cover it.

Witty aren't we, you two should go to work for Hallmark, well......Hallmark bathroom card division.....I dunno

[Tequilasun]

Bathroom huh.

All Attendents must sign here before using restrooms (of course this is a policy sign up )

The only think stinkier that this crapper, is the other guys rates

This would be a good place to Flush your current policy.

<-- The only floaters we don't cover

Stink or swim, we cover them all.

Need more relief? Check out our premiums.

Is your boat a turd? We'll cover it.

[sparky216]

Our booth is right next to the mensroom entrance, so we came up with a few more slogans:

Our rates kick the crap out of yours.
Feel "flushed" when you get your bill?
Our rates flush the comp.
Does your current insurance co. stinck?
Put your ASSets in Good Hands.

Those are good,

I like:

Buy our insurance or we'll sh!t on you



just my $.02

[chpthril]

Our booth is right next to the mensroom entrance, so we came up with a few more slogans:

Our rates kick the crap out of yours.
Feel "flushed" when you get your bill?
Our rates flush the comp.
Does your current insurance co. stink?
Put your ASSets in Good Hands.

[Moki]

Not really, but I think we're starting to get some insight on the root cause for thread hijacking...

[chpthril]

Not really, but I think we're starting to get some insight on the root cause for thread hijacking...

It's my thread and I give permission to hijack

[dogbert]

So, you're implying that we need a Moki TV show -- MTV - Moki TV

Not really, but I think we're starting to get some insight on the root cause for thread hijacking...

[Moki]

Yeah, that's all we need, Tequila with his own TV show

So, you're implying that we need a Moki TV show -- MTV - Moki TV

[Tequilasun]

T N L ........ Tequila Night live

My buddies have tried to get me to work up a Stand up act. The problem is I'm more "interaction" funny than I am Joke funny.

I'm working on it though. Just for kicks.

Toot Toot...there's my horn.

[chpthril]

Yeah, that's all we need, Tequila with his own TV show

T N L ........ Tequila Night live

[dogbert]

Rolling on the floor LMAO you guys are in the wrong line of work, some of those are pretty dam good.

Yeah, that's all we need, Tequila with his own TV show

[chpthril]

Rolling on the floor LMAO you guys are in the wrong line of work, some of those are pretty dam good.

[Moki]

MUUUUHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You are evil

Sorry....I just couldn't resist

[Tequilasun]

Tequilasun PM'd me with this suggestion:

"We even insure (insert non Tige brand of choice)"

MUUUUHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You are evil

[Moki]

Tequilasun PM'd me with this suggestion:

"We even insure (insert non Tige brand of choice)"