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Originally posted by Dave K View PostHeres a good one
A new Safeway supermarket opened in Hudson , Florida . It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear
the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
brats.
In the liquor department, the smell of fresh tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread
& cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE,NOW DAT DER IS FUNNY"
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Heres a good one
A new Safeway supermarket opened in Hudson , Florida . It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear
the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the
scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and
brats.
In the liquor department, the smell of fresh tapped Miller Lite.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread
& cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore
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