YOU NEED TO LAUGH !

[Wakeman22]

Now that is funny and real redneck. I got a good laugh with that one.

[AdaminMN]

REDNECK
TECHNOLOGY
AT IT'S FINEST

That's the best use for an Organic Chemistry text book I've seen.

[Duncan]

That's pretty f'n sweet. Personally though, my favorite part is the name on it.

It would be awesome to toe one of those lily pads behind that rig.

[NICKYPOO]

That's pretty f'n sweet. Personally though, my favorite part is the name on it.

[Duncan]

While this strikes me as redneck engineering at first, it actually seems pretty cool after a bit ...

[KristopherWarren]

Just love the joke. Now cheap wedding dresses color must be black and appliances still can have white color. No girl is pure for sure

I think black should be the color of the dress now

[KristopherWarren]

Don't tell my wife. I'd get in huge trouble for this one.


A son asked his mother the following question:

' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? 'The mother looks at her
son and replies:


' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. '


The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.


'Dad why are wedding dresses white? '


The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white. '

Just love the joke. Now wedding dress color must be black and appliances still can have white color. No girl is pure for sure

[Dave K]

SCOTCH?

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?

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"No," said the little boy..............."It's a puppy!"

[robert theisen]

Subject: Hymn #365




This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'" *

Smile, life is too short not to!*
*If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.** *
*See you at the river!*

what's the name of the river?

[KonaKing]

REDNECK
TECHNOLOGY
AT IT'S FINEST

No redneck here. Inorganic Chemistry

[robert theisen]

Over the last few summers I became a victim of a clever scam while out boating. Simply going out for a day of boating has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your truck as you are pulling your boat out of the water. They both hang arround watching you strap down the boat and make small talk about your boat and where you will be going next, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. they ask for a ride up to the marina or campground, You agree and they get in the truck. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the and starts crawling all over you and starts curessing you & unziping your pants , while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

do you sell wallets or just own a spare in case of emergency!

[Dave K]

Over the last few summers I became a victim of a clever scam while out boating. Simply going out for a day of boating has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your truck as you are pulling your boat out of the water. They both hang arround watching you strap down the boat and make small talk about your boat and where you will be going next, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. they ask for a ride up to the marina or campground, You agree and they get in the truck. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the and starts crawling all over you and starts curessing you & unziping your pants , while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

[Dave K]

Subject: Hymn #365




This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'" *

Smile, life is too short not to!*
*If this brightened your day
Don't let it stop here
Pass it on with a smile
Keep spreading the Cheer.** *
*See you at the river!*

[Dave K]

ha ha ha !!!

[laserfish]

It all began with an iPhone...

In March my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?


I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.


September came so I got my wife an iRon for her birthday.

It was around then that the fight started . . .

What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!