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    So this bear walks into a bar.

    The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

    Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"

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    People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

    But people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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    Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound?

    Because feminists wouldn't appreciate the PoundMeToo movement.

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    I've never understood how the Nazis couldn't find where Anne Frank was hiding..

    I've been to Amsterdam... there are signs pointing to her house everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcherKlien View Post
    Why do we call "#" a hashtag and not pound?

    Because feminists wouldn't appreciate the PoundMeToo movement.

    That's funny...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArcherKlien View Post
    People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

    But people in Abu Dhabi Do!
    I'm going to the UAE tomorrow. I'm totally throwing this one out.

    My son is 6 and somehow stumbled into Yo' Mama jokes. It's hilarious. Most of them are non-sensical, but he threw this one out yesterday:

    "Your momma is so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew!"

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    When my kids were younger they loved this one:

    How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

    ...Hold its nose...

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    2000 20CI. Missouri Ozarks. M&MBATHROOM PHOTO.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by M&M View Post
    2000 20CI. Missouri Ozarks. M&MBATHROOM PHOTO.jpg
    Lol!

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    My fear of palindromes is really starting to affect my life, so I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.

    The bastard gave me Xanax.

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